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Have you heard about the new car model called Viagra?  Turn it on and it starts in about an hour.

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A guy was on a business trip to Texas and bought a really cool pair of snakeskin boots. He was so excited and couldn't wait to show his new boots to his wife. Returning from his trip late the next evening, his wife was in the bathroom getting ready for bed. He quickly stripped naked, except for his new snakeskin boots and stood in the bedroom to wait for her. As the wife emerged from the bathroom he asked, "Well honey, do you notice anything special?" She replied, "Yeah, its limp." "It's not limp!" exclaimed her husband. "It's admiring my new snakeskin boots!" "Well, next time buy a hat."    

A crate load of Viagra has been stolen from a distribution warehouse - police are looking for hardened criminals.

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It's been observed that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff penalties.

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A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price, the man was astonished - but his wife had a different opinion - "Oh, $30 a year ain't too bad".

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Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings."

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A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his parrot eats them all.

Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.

Just as his wife comes home, the Viagra kicks in and its hours later before he remembers the parrot. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.

"What happened?" the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"

The parrot pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs of a frozen chicken?"

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General Mills is coming out with a new cereal for impotent men.

It's to be called "Nut 'N Raisin Honey"

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There's a new coffee on the market...it's called Viagraccino - one cup and you're up all night.

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And did you hear about the man who went into debt because of Viagra: Now, he's hard up.

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Q:  What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second?

A:  The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.

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Q:  How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  One little pill, and it's a whole new bulb.

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Q:  What’s the best way to keep a “stiff upper lip?”

A:  Cialis-brand Chapstik!

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As the man began walking toward the door, his wife asked, "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to the doctor," he replied.

"Why? Are you sick?" the wife asked.

"No," the husband replied. "I'm going to get me some of them new Viagra pills."

His wife got up out of her rocker and started putting on her coat. The husband turned to her and asked, "Where are you going?"

The wife replied, "I'm going to the doctor, too."

"Why?" asked her husband. His wife replied, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get me a tetanus shot."

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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four or five, but cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I'm over 80 - I don't need them for sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

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Did you hear what happened to the guy who choked on Cialis?

He got a stiff neck!

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Are you taking Viagra, or just happy to see me?

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Q:  What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

A:  The Catholic wife tells her husband to buy Viagra. The Jewish wife tells her husband to buy Pfizer.

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Q:  Why do nursing homes give their male patients Viagra?

A:  To keep them from rolling out of bed.

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Q:  Did you hear about the man that died from taking too much Viagra?

A:  It was horrible; they buried him in an open casket.

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Q:  Did you hear about the new Viagra computer virus?

A:  It turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.

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Q:  What do you get when you cross Cialis with Rogaine?

A:  Don King

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